nayx:

let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree

ambivalencewaltz:

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE “What will your tattoos look like when you’re old?”. Badass. The answer is badass. 

ambivalencewaltz:

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE “What will your tattoos look like when you’re old?”. Badass. The answer is badass. 

A message from Anonymous
tmi?

sure dude go for it

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

zillyhookah:

introducing my new favorite au

zillyhookah:

introducing my new favorite au

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

I’m gonna tell everyone at school that I got into a fight. With bears. From the mafia.

I’m gonna tell everyone at school that I got into a fight. With bears. From the mafia.

titsandcolorfulshit:

By the lovely and talented A-KA

Get your stupid fucking rope.